Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
i was in the car with my mum today and she stopped reversing and looks at me and was like “is that a hickey ??? On ur neck ?????? did a boy do that to u ????????? i thought u’d be alone forever on ur laptop.” the hickey was a bruise from where i accidentally shot myself in the neck with a nerf dart while trying 2 recreate a scene in star trek. my life is so pathetic even mum wants me 2 get some
stop reblogging this
I was looking up Thor: the Dark World costume pics for reference, and I found some concept art I hadn’t seen before. Look at this,
An I was like, “Oh cool, I love that jacket design, I wish they had used that, the face is a little unflattering, but whatever.” There were some other character designs, but check out this other gem of Loki concept design:
I just died laughing, becuase Like????? Whose face is that?? That is not Tom??? Charlie Wen, have you seen Tom Hiddleston before? Who is that hideous person? ?????